In honor of the pranks of April Fool’s Day and the joy of Easter we put some comedy in our April paper Almanac that was out this month. Enjoy some jokes done in the manor of their famous archetypes below.
If you’d like to share some jokes that you know, post them in the comments.
KNOCK, KNOCK JOKES
It’s to whom.
Control freak. Now YOU say control freak who.
Did you hear about the short clairvoyant who escaped from prison?
She’s a small medium at large.
CHICKEN CROSSING ROAD
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because it doesn’t recognize the roads existence.
Its behavior is instinctual and random.
What’s blue and smells like red paint?
WALKS INTO A BAR
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The barman looks at him and says,
‘Did you know there’s a drink named after you?’
‘Really?’ says the grasshopper. ‘There’s a drink called Jeremy?’